The "No Excuses Litany"
Noah was drunk...
Abraham was too old...
Jacob was a liar...
Leah was ugly...
Joseph was abused...
Moses was a stutterer...
Gideon was afraid...
Sampson had long hair and was a womanizer...
Rahab was a prostitute...
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young...
David had an affair and was a murderer...
Elijah was suicidal...
Isaiah preached naked...
Jonah ran from God...
John the Baptist ate bugs and was fashion-challenged...
Peter denied Christ...
The Apostles fell asleep while praying...
Martha worried about everything...
The Samaritan woman couldn't get an annulment...
Zacheus was too small...
Paul was too religious...
Timothy had an ulcer...
And Lazarus was dead!!!
"That's not my job!"
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have.~Author Unknown~
The first list was from a friend's old blog, and the second has appeared in numerous jobs I've had. Thought I'd share. Hope you enjoy!!
~Princess Ouch~
