More quotes from Professors

This seems to be a popular topic, so probably my next installment will be entitled, "QFP Volume 3" or something like that. Anywayz:


" Most of the professors on this campus require that your assignments be typed. However, for this class, if your handwriting is terrible and your typing is worse, then write it by hand."

~Marsha Omanson, English Professor~

"(The Apostle) Paul didn't sit down with an IBM or an Apple - by the way, Paul would have had a Dell - he didn't sit down with a scroll and map out where he was going before he went on his Missions trips."

~R. Bruce Carlton, Missions professor~

"You all sound like Michael W. Smith and his choir. Michael W. Smith have THE most WUSSY sound I have ever heard in my LIFE! Now sit up straight and sound like an adult choir! You all are adults now, did you know that?"

~Nathan Platt, Choir director and Music Professor~

"Now the first Jewish religious group that we are going to look at that is unique to the New Testament is the Pharisees. (writes "Presbyterians" on whiteboard) Oh I'm sorry, I'm terrible at spelling. (crosses word out and writes 'pharisees' on whiteboard)"

~Dr. Dave Deklavon, professor of New Testament Studes~

"A worldview is a network of related presuppositions that are not verified by natural science, but in terms of which every aspect of experience is interrelated and interpreted."

~Dr. Wellum, professor of Worldviews/Philosophy~

"Some of you guys are called to be a pastor and you haven't dated in three years! Get on it and act normal!"

~Dr David Adams, professor of Christian Education~


In other news, you know you are in Kentucky when the words "dad' and 'died' are pronounced indistinguishably.

~Princess Ouch~